This is Bridget's birthday card, and I hope she won't mind my putting it here. I also hope everyone else won't mind the large size - and that you can read the writing OK.
"Four steps to a girly handshake:
Step One: Hugs
Step Two: Finger Twiddles
Step Three: Bumping Heineys
Step Four: General wierdness
Disclaimer: No actual handshaking need occur."
Bridget, this sounds like a really bad excuse, but certain parts of deviantart aren't loading, and your page is one of them. It's something to do with my internet browser. As soon as it loads, I'll get that comment I promised you through.